I was a science teacher for 15 years so I’ve heard it all including that the earth is flat and that we never went to the moon, etc.

If we restrict these questions to those related to running Liquid Audio, the silliest thing anyone ever said to me was when a customer told me I “stole his capacitors.” I kid you not, I’d replaced some 40-year-old electrolytic capacitors in a preamplifier and he accused me of stealing them. OLD CAPACITORS!

He failed to realise several critical things:

• 40-year-old dead electrolytic capacitors have no value
• NEW electrolytic capacitors have almost no value
• I own thousands of premium-quality capacitors
• I’ve never even stolen a chocolate bar!